This is just a small look into my very crazy and sometimes very boring life.

ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

bi-bibirdie:

glitterypubez:

skateboards-and-spliffs:

blazedbrohammad:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?


this scares me a little

why was my first one suicide

my first one was leave :/ i wish i could

Suicide, Secret, Scum, Fool, Coke?¿

RAGE FURY CUT MAN SEX
Hate crush dread wisdom kiss…is everything up here dark?

bi-bibirdie:

glitterypubez:

skateboards-and-spliffs:

blazedbrohammad:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

this scares me a little

why was my first one suicide

my first one was leave :/ i wish i could

Suicide, Secret, Scum, Fool, Coke?¿

RAGE FURY CUT MAN SEX

Hate crush dread wisdom kiss…is everything up here dark?

arcticmonkies:

sexting

arcticmonkies:

sexting

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you don’t think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

professorelupin:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

lovejoyjohnlock:

I’m twelve years old again.

Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.

professorelupin:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

lovejoyjohnlock:

I’m twelve years old again.

Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.

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(Source: hpinsults)

beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

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fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

(Source: arachnidisa)